Bianca Ojukwu Laments Staff’s Endless Excuses After Hilarious Office Letter Surfaces

Bianca Ojukwu has shared her frustration online after receiving yet another bizarre excuse from her staff — one so ridiculous, it left many wondering if it was a prank.

In a letter sent to her by the office manager, the message read:

“Good morning Ma,
I want to inform you that Mr. Hyginus Ngum is seeking for ‘penussin’ from office to attend his ‘burnal’. Waiting for your directives, Ma.
– Manager”

Shocked and amused, Bianca Ojukwu posted the letter with a caption dripping in sarcasm and disbelief:

“How can I frustrate these people today?????
They are looking for my trouble. Which one be this again?
Because I’m not around, it’s now back-to-back funeral excuses every Friday…
‘My father died,’ ‘my uncle passed,’ ‘my in-law gone,’ ‘my great grandmother joined her ancestors’—until this latest masterpiece landed today.

Which one be ‘attend his own burial’???
There’s nothing Ganiyu won’t see at the gate.

Anyway, I’m waiting. Very soon, the dead will start demanding condolence packages. That’s when the ghost will hear my closing remarks and vote of thanks before the funeral even ends.
Lubbish!”

Her post has since gone viral, with many users in stitches over the grammatical errors and the wild idea of someone applying for permission to attend their own burial.